Oswald has a beard named Ronald. Ronald does about half of the programing, and makes the tough decisions. In Oswald's spare time he enjoys grooming Ronald, playing WOW, and brushing up on his Emacs shortcuts.
Josh is a humble man. He reins from somewhere in the misty mountains of Alaska where he writes his code among the grizzlies. Josh comes from a long line of fine beard pedigree where only the thickest and most well groomed beards are celebrated among the people.