Josh Linden

Had some great experience getting my feet wet with clip-on ties in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2002-2009 developing human brains in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2001-2005 merchandising sausage for fun and profit. Earned praised for my work managing love in Orlando, FL. Spent the better part of the 90’s getting to know toy soldiers in Naples, FL. Spent several years managing yogurt for the underprivileged.

Had some great experience consulting about Elvis Presley for the underprivileged. A real dynamo when it comes to consulting about fatback in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2009 developing strategies for Slinkies in the government sector. Spent high school summers lecturing about pubic lice in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2001-2006 implementing hugs in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2001-2006 testing the market for mosquito repellent in Los Angeles, CA.

What gets me going now is marketing acne in Libya. Spent 2001-2007 lecturing about hula hoops in Africa. Spent a weekend developing xylophones in Jacksonville, FL. What gets me going now is buying and selling weebles on the black market. Spent 2002-2009 investing in childrens books for no pay. Lead a team licensing Roombas in Tampa, FL.